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Napo 4- Warrior with painted faceThere’s a warrior with a painted face
and streaks of black across his chest; he stands
wild with pride. His merciless eyes ignited by the
echoes of fallen enemies. He slew
two hundred men and just scars mark their defence.
There’s a warrior with a painted face
who prays to gods mightier than he; he kneels
arms open to implore. He calls upon his army
to pray with him; equals once more. He watches
embers burn before retiring to his tent.
There’s a warrior with a painted face
and inside his heart rests a son and daughter
sleeping. There is a reason he is
Napo 3- Leaving the Train Station
Leaving the train station
alone I watch strangers head home.
The waves for yellow cabs and
stench of fresh-lit cigarettes, I let
the cold cloud white breath.
Even at midnight, a long-coated businessman
hurries past with laptop bag bulging and blackberry to ear. Behind me,
a clip-clack of heels and giggles-
their night hasn’t ended.
Across the road, three youths in hooded
tops kick a can whilst eating chips only stopping
as clip-clacks pass them and swoon
immaturity. Swear words exchange.
In the ice-wind rubbish travels as if taking
a commute, tapa-tapping the concrete.
Exhausted I can only wait with
white breath etching blue hands desperate to be
warmed. Eyes fight; tired and
Napo 2- Zombie ApocolypseTurn, turn, slow turn. Twist bones
broke but drag drag behind, pull
tug flesh ripped. Shuffle, groan desire
only for blood brains.
Undead, unliving, unknown.
To survive a zombie apocalypse don’t be
a hero. Do not fight marauders without
necessity. Attrition; gnawing for bare
minimal (lest you be gnawed upon!). To
survive ravenous army equip your
your wits and an axe.
Moan as much as they moan- both sides are hungry.
LiliesDo lilies cry when they wilt?
Do they beg on weak stalks
to a deity they have not worshipped
since raindrops first fell
and touched each petal; an angels
kiss. Do they beg in hope
their lives are spared or
that a resurrection can be blessed
with fresh water?
Does the sun emerge brighter in death;
a ray of glitter,
a seat in paradise
their sweet pollen inhaled
Gourmet Novel RecipeRecipe for Writing a Novel
Serves: 1. If you’re J K Rowling, billions.
- 1 Tin standard cat food
- 1 Laptop/Computer
- 250g cat biscuits
- 5 Pens, various colours.
- 1 stuffed cat toy with bell
- 1 pouch slightly fussier cat food
- 1 sachet gourmet cat food
- 1 bottle of wine, red or white
- 1 Wine glass (Large)
- 1 300g Tin of tuna
Cooking time: 2-5 years
(Preparation time approximately 10-60 minutes depending on condition of desk and computer speed)
1. Clear space on desk. If you do not have respective space for junk, throw on floor. Place paper and pens in clear space.
2. Turn on computer and allow 10 minutes for slow loading time. Add 2-3 sighs as windows update informs to restart computer. Restart computer and allow a further 10 minutes.
3. Once computer is ready, open up new document.
1. Begin with your plot. Open internet to several pages, use pens and paper to mix r
Mothers questionsHow did you get poo on your ear? And
how is it when we think you’re dreaming your
curious eyes share the truth. And why
is it when we dine, you wail until we stop for you
to repay our comfort with projectile vomit on you, on me, on daddy, on the sofa, the floor, the cushions
and my dinner plate.
Your hands raise above your head;
this is the way to sleep and
this is the way you snore and
this is the way you will then wave your shark fin hand to tell me
it’s feeding time again.
I love you because you remind me of a man
who farts and smiles just like you and wraps yourself in
my old cardigan as if it was me cuddling you. And you both
drive me crazy to frustration but make me smile with one look
You are the DrugVelvet blue eyes;
rich and eager tug me.
no patch, no therapy, no miracle cure
I am your addict.
You are the drug.
The terminal infestation of dependence;
a life support where without
my mind withdraws.
Rapture in the ShadowsThose were not the clangs of distant church bells. The hollow echo drained of its passion was nothing more than a steel pipe swinging overhead on its lonely chains, rocking in the breeze and hitting a crumbled wall. Sombre stacks of dirt piled below once hopeful they would become the foundation of new life, but they sagged tired, trapped in their mound. A fortress of iron fencing guarded this construction site with all its might. Not a soul had entered here in weeks and even the hopeless pigeons of the city knew to stay away from such tainted grounds.
A homeless man with his blue sleeping bag roamed the perimeter; babbling about the shadows beyond the gates. The police had questioned him many weeks ago, but his answers were more absurd than a theatre filled with nonsense. He clutched his sleeping bag as comfort as he feared whatever lingered beyond the gates. Whether he'd witnessed the truth of those shadows, nobody could answer.
Before all this, it had been we
Growing Around - Episodes - Baby Tooth[Scene: Timmy is driving Robert and Linda in the family car. He drives semi-wrecklessly, but compared to Sally he could be a professional]
Robert: If you drive like this, we're going to be late.
Timmy: I think the doctor can wait.
Robert: I... really don't think so. I've really got to get my eyes checked.
Timmy: Well, if you really think that this is that important, next time I can get Sally to drive you.
Linda: No, no! That won't be necessary! [She whispers in Robert's ear] If Sally was driving us, you would need more than a doctor. Besides I'm sure we'll make it there soon enough.
Timmy: Hey! Look, it's the park! [Turns the wheel] Come on guys, it's a bright, beautiful day, let's have some fun!
[Timmy jumps out of the car and dashes the park]
Robert: Ugh... I'm going to lose my sight by the time we get the doctor.
Linda: Let's not worry about it. Timmy wants to have some fun, so let's have some fun.
[Linda exits the vehicle]
Robert: The joys of youth...
[Scene: they're at the basebal
MLP Autocorrects 1Rainbow Dash: Hey Twilight! These new phones make talking to other ponies so much easier
Twilight: I know isn't technology great?!
Rainbow Dash: Well I need to head over to Fluttershy's cottage she's having problems with one of her dicks
Rainbow Dash: Shit, I meant ducks!
Twilight: Suuuuuure you meant ducks
Rainbow Dash: Screw you Twilight
First Blood First Serve 3 Chapter 2.[Return from Commercial break.]
[Later that day the bus drops the boys off at the bus stop.]
Stan: "Man that sucks that we have to write a report on M*A*S*H."
Kyle: "Yeah I don't understand what that has to do with the Korean War."
Butters: "Hey Conner do you know anything about the Korean war? I bet you do cause your like all smart and stuff when it comes to war huh?"
Conner: "Well yeah I guess I mean my Grandfather Donner Kurtz fought in Korea with the 1st Marines. I just don't get why we have to write about M*A*S*H for our report on Korea. Doesn't Mr Garrison have any better sources?"
Stan: "He always has us do this sort of thing."
Conner: "Doesn't he ever actually teach us anything important like maybe what actually happened during the Korean War instead of showing us reruns of a Tv show?"
Cartman: "Who cares as long as it gets us out of reading about it."
[The boys come up to Kyle's house and go on inside to find Gerald sitting down watching tv.]
Episode #Something (Script)Vee: *walks into class with new disguise, takes her usual seat next to Dib, setting her books on her desk and letting her head slam on them* I hate Skool.
Dib: *rolls his eyes and just continues doodling Zim getting shot by the army*
Rakou: *walks in with Zim right behind her, takes her seat between to Vee and Zim's* Hi, Vee.
Vee: *grunts in response*
Zim: Vee! You must be awake in the presence of ZIIIIM!
Vee: *holds up her middle finger to Zim off camera*
Zim: HOW DARE YOU GIVE ZIM THE MIDDLE FINGER!
Rakou: Zim, calm down. Vee, cut it out.
Vee: *with a loud snore, leans back and falls onto Dib's shoulder, drooling on him*
Dib: *looks annoyed* Ugh! *pushes her off*
Vee: *head slams back on the desk, but doesn't wake up*
Ms. Bitters: *slithers in as ghosts moan briefly and burst into flames, the smoke quickly clearing* Alright, class. By order of the Skool board, I will now take attendance. We have to do this, or else we are shut down. *picks up a piece of paper off of her desk* Zita?
Carassius Auratus Auratus Beast of Elmore LakeThe Wattersons decided to go on a family outing to Elmore Lake for a swim. The kids were excited but when they got there they found the water was dirty and contaminated. Turns out that the Elmore Nuclear Plant has been dumping radioactive waste in the lake. Darwin takes a better look but trips and falls into the contaminated water. He comes out unharmed, they leave but Anais wanted to protest about the plant's constant dumping.
Anais goes from door to door to protest on the lake being contaminated but gets the door slammed in her face constantly. Meanwhile Darwin fell asleep on the couch dreaming of a strange monster chasing his family, he sees that the monster was him. Gumball wakes Darwin from his nightmare, he screams and punches Gumball in the face. Darwin apologizes and decides to go outside by himself for some fresh air.
Darwin was walking around starting to feel better until started to rain. Suddenly a great pain came over Darwin. He sees monstrous fins growing out of his head.
We do stupid things without realizingWe do stupid things without realizing
Hello again! This will come with something new do you want to know who is? well this is a list of things you stupid more than any human being, including me, do in our daily life and sometimes we do not realize, well they will qui ... ah! and if you feel identified with any of these things on the list, you can tell me in the comments if you want ... you do not grieve! after all we are human beings, right?
Stupidity 1: rials that strong or well you speak too fast and you drown in your own saliva
Stupidity 2: The teacher of your room ask for a group of 3 people and your task will ask if you can 5 people
Stupidity 3: That is a great blackout of light, and you try to turn on the lamp, the TV or computer
Stupidity 4: that you remember something really funny you strong rials in public and everyone will get weird mirandote
Stupidity 5: go to your room to get something and you do not remember entering that was what you were looking for
Stupidity 6: Trying t
Gioverse - Second Islanders 2 - Bash at the BeachOur story begins on the sunny, beautiful beech in Maui, Hawaii. Super Ryan is napping on the beach, as Black the Pink Panther, who's tail is in the form of an umbrella, hangs over the two of them as she sips her from a bottle of booze with a straw.
"Ugh..." Super Ryan mumbles, while still asleep, with his cape covering his head. "...No, no school today, mom...It was cancelled again...aghhh..."
Black's face gets a puzzled look on it, but she shrugs it off and continues sipping her drink and looking around. While observing the docks, she notices Dave hop off a old, wooden row boat with two suitcases.
"Hey, Dave's here!" she shouts, shaking Super Ryan awake and waving to Dave. Already scowling, Dave makes his way to his posse.
"Goddamn it, you guys left without me again!" he hollers, as he throws his suitcases into the sand and joins them under the umbrella and begins to sulk.
"Whoops, I forgot because I was so excited about the party!" says Black. "I got a bunch of different
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