Gourmet Novel RecipeRecipe for Writing a Novel
Serves: 1. If you’re J K Rowling, billions.
- 1 Tin standard cat food
- 1 Laptop/Computer
- 250g cat biscuits
- 5 Pens, various colours.
- 1 stuffed cat toy with bell
- 1 pouch slightly fussier cat food
- 1 sachet gourmet cat food
- 1 bottle of wine, red or white
- 1 Wine glass (Large)
- 1 300g Tin of tuna
Cooking time: 2-5 years
(Preparation time approximately 10-60 minutes depending on condition of desk and computer speed)
1. Clear space on desk. If you do not have respective space for junk, throw on floor. Place paper and pens in clear space.
2. Turn on computer and allow 10 minutes for slow loading time. Add 2-3 sighs as windows update informs to restart computer. Restart computer and allow a further 10 minutes.
3. Once computer is ready, open up new document.
1. Begin with your plot. Open internet to several pages, use pens and paper to mix r
Mothers questionsHow did you get poo on your ear? And
how is it when we think you’re dreaming your
curious eyes share the truth. And why
is it when we dine, you wail until we stop for you
to repay our comfort with projectile vomit on you, on me, on daddy, on the sofa, the floor, the cushions
and my dinner plate.
Your hands raise above your head;
this is the way to sleep and
this is the way you snore and
this is the way you will then wave your shark fin hand to tell me
it’s feeding time again.
I love you because you remind me of a man
who farts and smiles just like you and wraps yourself in
my old cardigan as if it was me cuddling you. And you both
drive me crazy to frustration but make me smile with one look
You are the DrugVelvet blue eyes;
rich and eager tug me.
no patch, no therapy, no miracle cure
I am your addict.
You are the drug.
The terminal infestation of dependence;
a life support where without
my mind withdraws.
Rapture in the ShadowsThose were not the clangs of distant church bells. The hollow echo drained of its passion was nothing more than a steel pipe swinging overhead on its lonely chains, rocking in the breeze and hitting a crumbled wall. Sombre stacks of dirt piled below once hopeful they would become the foundation of new life, but they sagged tired, trapped in their mound. A fortress of iron fencing guarded this construction site with all its might. Not a soul had entered here in weeks and even the hopeless pigeons of the city knew to stay away from such tainted grounds.
A homeless man with his blue sleeping bag roamed the perimeter; babbling about the shadows beyond the gates. The police had questioned him many weeks ago, but his answers were more absurd than a theatre filled with nonsense. He clutched his sleeping bag as comfort as he feared whatever lingered beyond the gates. Whether he'd witnessed the truth of those shadows, nobody could answer.
Before all this, it had been we
Growing Around - Pilot (Draft FINAL)
[Scene: Linda and Robert are walking home on the sidewalks of what on the surface looks like an average suburban neighborhood. A school bus full of adults is riding off behind them. Linda and Robert each have backpacks on]
Robert: How'd you do on the test today?
Linda: Look for yourself.
[She pulls a piece of paper out of her purse and hands it to Robert]
Robert: Wow [looks at it disbelief] How do you not know how to make a water balloon?
Linda: Seriously, when are we ever going to use this stuff? Let's just get home. I want to do some yoga and relax.
[They pass by the neighborhood park where a little girl is buying ice cream for her mother and her father. She pulls out what look like trading cards to pay for the ice cream.]
Robert: If you make mud like this it’ll be too loose and it’ll just fall apart.
Linda: I figured, since it was marked wrong.
[They cross a crossing walk with a little girl, dressed like a crossing guard. She has
Making Utau Voice Sound Nice
Here's Directions how to make a male voicebank sound good in UTAU. For female voices, just skip steps 2 and 3.
1)push Ctrl A on your keyboard (this will select everything and turn notes from blue to pink)
2)Click Menu (E)
3) Then Menu(N)
4) type in -12 and hit ok
5) right click any note
6) select bottom option on the menu
7) the second option down where you see a % sign type in 0 (next to word that says チジュレーション)
8) directly under that (in outline gray box area) press first button on the right (it says クリア）
9) click box next to BRE and hit space bar
10) click box next to Flags and hit space bar
11) click box next to STP and hit space bar
12) hit ok
13) click menu (T), then (U), then (C)
14) If you have never done this before, next to あ、い、う、え、お put a comma right after お and write a, e, i, o, u (with
Ep. 2a Five Points Off
Morning at Bygone Island. Sonic and his friends attend a simple schoolhouse run by their friend Diana Maria, or DM for short as their teacher.
In the schoolhouse, everyone was sitting at their desks while DM organizes her front desk.
DM: Alright, class, don’t forget we have a mid-term exam, so this is your last chance to do some studying before you take it.
Knuckles raises his hand.
DM: And there are no bathroom breaks until the test is over. (Knuckles lowers his hand.)
Sonic: (Talks to Tails next to him.) So you ready for this, pal?
Tails: You BET I am! I’ve aced just about every single test and/or exam from the first moment I started reading. So taking a test is just as difficult as talking a walk on the beach.
Cream: (Approaches Tails.) H…Hi, Tails.
Sonic: Or just as difficult to talk to a GIRL.
Tails: (Annoyed, he ignores Sonic’s comment.) Morning, Cream! What’s up?
Cream: … Well… I just wanna thank
Naruto FMG: The transformation of Hinata 2? _?
I hope not to disappoint you!
It had been a while since you Dantesque hell was past the heavenly!
The world was beautiful!
There was the most beautiful day.
Had brought her up by the person who loved him!
Touched the sky with a finger!
He knew that he had been forced!
He felt the most beautiful woman in the world.
Now the whole street was to see if the 'object of his desire was true or not!
It is clear to me that he said that 'he loved made him happy.
All wanted by the evidence!
It was no longer the young girl who everyone thought!
The war 's made her more cynical!
In fact it was more fitting that after the war 'had made more cold to the feelings!
While flying over the village has big jumps.
Naruto show his usual decision mixed with the unconscious that she knew you loved him!
Then he saw the place where their arrival 'were the two members!
The lodge where they lived or the Masons of the leaf!
Naruto FMG: The transformation of Hinata 3? _?
I hope you will understand that now Hinata becomes .....
"I did worry a lot?" He descended!
"I want you to me," I said with all the strength in my body.
"I'll note that Sakura is strong furious I do not think it is the best move" while treated me like a princess.
"Stop: too 'I'm a ninja!" As I pulled out all my pride.
"Yeah, but you still did not receive a preferential training" while scratching his head.
"Is then, you've beaten Sasuke, then I will fight Sakura: the 'age of the recommended is over!" Made me furious!
"Will not go wrong is that I say that to win you have to know the enemy" while she stroked his head gently!
"So?" It was clear that he did not for a lack of respect.
"I found it!" While pounding his right fist on the left hand!
"What?" While showing me to follow him.
On the way we talked about a secret of the leaf that united those who knew the so-called rite of the ancient force!
The leaf secretly had conducted research in order to obtain ninja who had a larger amount
Naruto FMG: the transformation of Hinata 5= _ =
now after seeing what did Obito have become very bad!!!
do not believe me??
I wake up in the Forest of Death!
C 'was the heat of a volcano spewing lava and near a desert of ice just below a tropical forest!
We were in a truly terrifying.
"This is the area known as the chaos of the 51 air air that form the forest of death, this is the most dangerous" as I saw the shelter that was carved into the rock.
"As I slept?" While trying to get my bearings.
"Three days" while he looked at me surprised.
"What is it?" And did not understand what the stupisse much.
"Not known anything?" And told me to look in the mirror!
This is where I jumped back to 'image which was reflected.
He starts touching me!
And I saw that it was me!
Now she was maggioro than it was before no longer existed, had assumed my new figure is an hourglass shape has, but his shirt he could not contain my body again.
With my huge breasts intrappolai the head of Naruto.
"What happened to me?" Feces in slightly
Final Fantasy 4 heroes of light 2."I cant belive this." nagisa befuddled ruffling her hair in confusion, it was making sense the yellow crystal of earth in her hand the bag of Gil a person by the entrance who seemed unable to say anything that wasn't the 3 words of "Welcome to Corneria". So she was really in a game then...well not so much a game as the actuall land itself from said game. She also wondered how on earth would she be able to get by with out her fellow magical girl partner Honoka. having trouble remembering how she got here. "hmmm let me see I was at akanes place heading home...there was a flash." Nagisa sighed in frustration she couldn't remember. and it was her inattentiveness at that very moment when she ran into another equally confused girl
"Oof hey watch where your going" This girl had black twin tailed hair a red sweater with a cross on it a short skirt and thigh highs that made her an instant grade S, for bounus points she was probably tsundere in personality,
"Ah sorry im just a bit lost is all."
Final Fantasy:4 Heroes of Light set upAn Idea a fic I will write retelling the story of the original final fantasy with a few bells and whistles added. with 2 parties of 4 heroes both trying to restore the world and race for a "great reward"
this was hard there were so many characters to pick from but I narrowed it down.
Asuna (Sword Art Online) Warrior
Asuka(evangelion) red mage
Kirino (oreimo) theif
Konoka (negima) White Mage
Illya (Fate Stay/Night) black mage
Koiyuki (sgt frog) Theif
Himeji (baka no test)white mage /don't let her cook/
Teams of Heroes
can they band together to save and restore the land or will they wind up fighting amongst themselves you decide. also input is encouraged since the world of ff1 you can go where you want after getting the ship and blowing open the canal and who to follow for a bit of the story but I also have my own plan for parts too. hope you look forward to it.
Negima Star Wars!? A NEW HOPE Ch: 1well this is a result of a very random idea I had a long time ago. But I found the concept so interesting that I couldn't leave it alone, so with help from fellow authors and friends, I tweaked the concept into what your about to read
But first and always important disclaimer...(Ahem) I do not own Negima in any way shape or form it belongs to the genius that is Ken Akamatsu, the same goes for George Lucas whose brilliant mind created the epicness that we all know and love as Star Wars
A Long time ago in a galaxy far far away
NEGIMA STAR WARS!?
A NEW HOPE
It is a period of civil war.
Rebel Mage star-ships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Magus empire.
During the battle, Mage spies managed to steal secret plans to the Magus empire's secret weapon,
the DEATH STAR an armored space stati
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