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Napo 3- Leaving the Train Station
Leaving the train station
alone I watch strangers head home.
The waves for yellow cabs and
stench of fresh-lit cigarettes, I let
the cold cloud white breath.
Even at midnight, a long-coated businessman
hurries past with laptop bag bulging and blackberry to ear. Behind me,
a clip-clack of heels and giggles-
their night hasn’t ended.
Across the road, three youths in hooded
tops kick a can whilst eating chips only stopping
as clip-clacks pass them and swoon
immaturity. Swear words exchange.
In the ice-wind rubbish travels as if taking
a commute, tapa-tapping the concrete.
Exhausted I can only wait with
white breath etching blue hands desperate to be
warmed. Eyes fight; tired and
vigilant

Napo 2- Zombie ApocolypseTurn, turn, slow turn. Twist bones
broke but drag drag behind, pull
tug flesh ripped. Shuffle, groan desire
only for blood brains.
Undead, unliving, unknown.
To survive a zombie apocalypse don’t be
a hero. Do not fight marauders without
necessity. Attrition; gnawing for bare
minimal (lest you be gnawed upon!). To
survive ravenous army equip your
your wits and an axe.
Moan as much as they moan- both sides are hungry.

Napo 1- LiliesDo lilies anguish when they wilt?
Do they beg on weak stalks
whilst bowing
to a deity they have not worshiped since
raindrops first fell
and touched each petal; an angels
kiss. Gentle fingers brushed and
noses sunk into their pollen, but death
is still the same. Do they beg
in hope their lives are spared or
that a resurrection can be blessed
with fresh water? Does the sun emerge brighter

in final death;
a ray of glitter
a seat in paradise
their sweet pollen inhaled
once more.

Gourmet Novel RecipeRecipe for Writing a Novel
Serves: 1. If you’re J K Rowling, billions.
Ingredients
- 1 Tin standard cat food
- 1 Laptop/Computer
- 250g cat biscuits
- Paper
- 5 Pens, various colours.
- 1 stuffed cat toy with bell
- 1 pouch slightly fussier cat food
- 1 sachet gourmet cat food
- 1 bottle of wine, red or white
- 1 Wine glass (Large)
- 1 300g Tin of tuna
Cooking time: 2-5 years
Preparation
(Preparation time approximately 10-60 minutes depending on condition of desk and computer speed)
1. Clear space on desk. If you do not have respective space for junk, throw on floor. Place paper and pens in clear space.
2. Turn on computer and allow 10 minutes for slow loading time. Add 2-3 sighs as windows update informs to restart computer. Restart computer and allow a further 10 minutes.
3. Once computer is ready, open up new document.

Cooking

1. Begin with your plot. Open internet to several pages, use pens and paper to mix r

Mothers questionsHow did you get poo on your ear? And
how is it when we think you’re dreaming your
curious eyes share the truth. And why
is it when we dine, you wail until we stop for you
to repay our comfort with projectile vomit on you, on me, on daddy, on the sofa, the floor, the cushions
and my dinner plate.

Your hands raise above your head;
this is the way to sleep and
this is the way you snore and
this is the way you will then wave your shark fin hand to tell me
it’s feeding time again.

I love you because you remind me of a man
who farts and smiles just like you and wraps yourself in
my old cardigan as if it was me cuddling you. And you both
drive me crazy to frustration but make me smile with one look
of adoration.

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I have realised I have never had a deviant ID and here is the explaination as to why. This is a scary face.

However it is my current facebook profile picture, and it features a unicorn and my unimpressed unicorn face.

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*Neeeksy Jan 26, 2013 Hobbyist Interface Designer

The unicorn makes you awesome by association

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*Hfeather53 Oct 31, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

waitwaitwait... how could you be unimpressed by unicorns??? ESPECIALLY ONE THAT'S SO FLUFFY?!

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=angelStained Aug 13, 2011 Writer

I'm giggling at "and it features a unicorn and my unimpressed unicorn face", heh. And lovely.

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~SiMmER14 Feb 27, 2011

who are u fat girl ?

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^Beccalicious Feb 27, 2011 Professional Writer

what the fuck?

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~sickofpissingabout Sep 3, 2010

Try eating a Furry,.

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~VanillaEnigma Jun 28, 2010 Hobbyist

What are going to do tonight Brain?
The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world.

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*alexander-wookiee Mar 7, 2010 Hobbyist Writer

I think we're all agreed. You're pretty, the unicorn is cute and THAT is a long-ass table.

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`jade-pandora Dec 21, 2009

You & the unicorn are both cute as corn!

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=Chillinvillain Dec 20, 2009 Student Writer

that IS a long ass table!

you look fine dear.

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